Psalm 23 Coffee Version

8 Nov

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™:

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:

And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

~Author Unknown


2 Responses to “Psalm 23 Coffee Version”

  1. LBDDiaries November 10, 2010 at 7:28 AM #

    I had to tweet this – it is hysterical and so true!

    • Jeanie Cullip November 10, 2010 at 5:12 PM #

      I am going to make something with this on it (maybe from CafePress).. I love it!

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